The Pickle Slicer
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Loading ...A guy named Bill worked at a pickle factory. He was a good man except for one thing–he had an uncontrollable urge to stick his penis all the way up the pickle slicer. One day he told his wife, Mary, about his problem. She suggested that he get help, but he said that he would be too embarrased. So he decided to never stick his penis up the pickle slicer again.
About a week later he came back for work and told Mary that he got fired.
Mary said “My God Bill, what happened?”
He said “I did it again, but this time my boss caught me.”
Mary said “No, I mean what happened to the pickle slicer?”
He said “Oh, she got fired too!”
Tags: pickle slicer, pickle factory, uncontrollable urge, wife mary, good man
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