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Your Mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Your Mama is so black that she could swim through tar and leave a streak.

Your Mama is so dumb that we rode past the YMCA and she said “Look, somebody spelled MACY’S wrong.”

Your Mama so dumb that I taught her the running man and haven’t seen her since.

Your Mama so old that she knew Captain Crunch since he was a private.

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