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Loading ...A General was reviewing the troops as they went through their camouflage exercises… “Nice waterfall, soldier!” he said; “Great burning bush!” he said to another. As he passed an old oak tree, it jumped…
“#$@%&!!” the General raged. “Get out here soldier!”
When the soldier came out, the General said “You know, the lives of the company depend on absolute stillness… what the @#$% happened?!!”
The soldier said, “Well sir, I didn’t flinch when the K-9 corps was marking me all day, and I didn’t bat an eye when the General’s kids were putting their names on my trunk with their penknives… but when two squirrels ran up my pants leg, and I heard one say, ‘Let’s eat one now, and save the other for winter’, I had to move!!!”
Tags: burning bush, penknives, old oak tree, stillness, waterfall
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