Mongolian VD
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Loading ...An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take any precautions. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his sex organ covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.”
The man looks a little relieved and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc.”
The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Oh no! I want a second opinion!”
The doctors replies, “Well that’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll now more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his member and proclaims, “Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Velly lare disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, “Stupid Amellican doctor! Amellican doctor, always want to opulate. Make more money, that way. No need to opulate!”
“Oh thank God!” the man replies.
“Yes!” says the Chinese doctor, “You no worry! Wait two weeky. It gonna fall off by itself!”
Tags: chinese doctor, doctor answers, purple spots, american doctor, trip to china
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