Gasms

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GASMS

Sex on the carpet: Floorgasms

Sex in the entryway: Doorgasms

Sex on the golf course: Foregasms

When you can’t get enough sex: Moregasms

Sex with an uninteresting person: Boregasms

A menage-a-quatre: Fourgasms

Sex with a prostitute: Whoregasms

Sex with Tipper and Al: Goregasms

Sex with honey and hot fudge: Pourgasms

Sex at the mall: Storegasms

Sex in a rowboat: Oargasms

Remembering sex when you were younger: Beforegasms (also known as yoregasms)

“Facial” sex: Poregasms

Sex with dessert (or, sex AS dessert!): S’moregasms

When you have to beg for it: Imploregasms

When you do it again and again and again: Plentymoregasms

When it’s with the person you love best: Adoregasms

Sex with a French person: PetitsFourgasms

Sex with a Scandinavian person: Smorgasborgasms

And, perhaps my favorite: When the man falls asleep immediately afterwards? SNOREGASMS!!!!

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