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A person walked into a doctor’s office.

“Can I get a brain transplant?” the person asked the doctor.

“Sure,” she replied. “You can have a doctor’s brain for $100, a pilot’s brain for $150, or a politician’s brain for $10,872.”

“Why is the politician’s brain so expensive?” asked the person.

“Oh, it’s never been used,” the doctor replied.

Tags: brain transplant, politician, pilot

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