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Where is she?

Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 | Posted in Dirty Adult
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A 90-year-old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in at his favorite bar and ordered a drink. He noticed a 75-year-old woman at the other end of the bar and told the bartender he wanted to buy the lovely young lady a drink.

As the evening progressed, the old man joined the lady, and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. (”The Horizontal Disco”)

Four days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination, the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.

The old man said, “Sure!”

The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived.

“Sure, why?”

“Well, you’d better get over there right away. You’re about to cum!”

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