The Trick
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Loading ...This old man walks into bar and sits down. He orders a drink from the bartender. After a while, he calls the bartender over. He says to the bartender ” I’ll bet you one hundred dollars that I can bite my own eye. The bartender looks strangely at the man and says ” Old man, you are crazy. There is no way in hell that you can bite your own eye,” so he slams down a hundred dollar bill. The old man prodeeds to take out his dentures, bite his eye, takes the money and walks to the bathroom laughing hysterically.
After a minute, he comes back and sits down at the bar again. The bartender is really angry at this guy. The old man calls him over again and says “Look man- I’m sorry about that. You didn’t know I had false teeth. I’ll give you a chance to win your money back. I’ll bet you two hundred dollars that I can bite my own eye without taking out my false teeth.” The bartender thinks for a second, and then says “Old man, you’re on. There is no way you can bite your eye now.” and slams down two one hundred dollar bills. The Old man then takes out his glass eye, bites it, and puts it back in the socket, laughs, and walks back to the bathroom.
He comes back after a while, and sits down at the bar. The bartender is really pissed now, so he is ignoring the man except for setting his drinks down in front of him. The old man calls him over one last time.
“What do you want now!” says the bartender.
He replies, ” Go put a shot glass on the other end of the bar. I’ll bet you 5 hundred dollars that I can stand on this end of the bar, piss all the way over into that shotglass and not miss a drop.”
Bartender grabs 5 hundred dollars, sets the shotglass down and says, “No way in hell, ol man, You’re on.” The old man stands up on the bar and starts to take a piss. Piss flies everywhere … on the bar, the bartender, the floor, and not one drop goes into the shotglass. The bartender grabs his money, starts to laugh at the old man, and then noticed that the old man was laughing even harder than he was. He says, “Why the hell are you laughing old man- You just had to pay me 5 hundred dollars!”
The old man looks at the bartender and points to a guy in the corner. “You see that guy over there?” he asks.
“Yeah, what about him?”
“Well,” the old man replies, ” I just bet him a thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you’d be happy about it!”
Tags: hundred dollar bills, one hundred dollar bills, one hundred dollars, false teeth, shotglass
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