At the Porn Shop
A woman walks into a porn shop and asks the salesman, “How much for the white dildo?”
“$40,” replied the man behind the counter.
“And for the black one?”
“Same price, only $40 for you.”
“OK I’ll take the black one.I’ve never had a black one before.” She pays and leaves.
A little bit later a black woman walks in and asks, “How much for the black dildo?”
“$40,” replied the guy.
“And for the white one?”
“The same, luv,” the guy tells her with a smile on his face.
“Hmmmm…… I’ll take the white one then, never had a white one before.” She pays and leaves the shop.
About an hour later a blonde woman walks in and asks, “How much are your dildos?”
“$40 and we have black or white,” the guy tells her.
“Hmmmmm…….. and how much is that plaid one on the shelf?” she asks.
“Well that’s a very special dildo………. it will cost you $175.”
She thinks for a moment……..
“I’ll take the plaid one, I’ve never had a plaid one before….” She pays him and off she goes.
Finally the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do while I was gone?”
“Well,” replied the salesman, “I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $175.”
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