At the Porn Shop

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A woman walks into a porn shop and asks the salesman, “How much for the white dildo?”

“$40,” replied the man behind the counter.

“And for the black one?”

“Same price, only $40 for you.”

“OK I’ll take the black one.I’ve never had a black one before.” She pays and leaves.

A little bit later a black woman walks in and asks, “How much for the black dildo?”

“$40,” replied the guy.

“And for the white one?”

“The same, luv,” the guy tells her with a smile on his face.

“Hmmmm…… I’ll take the white one then, never had a white one before.” She pays and leaves the shop.

About an hour later a blonde woman walks in and asks, “How much are your dildos?”

“$40 and we have black or white,” the guy tells her.

“Hmmmmm…….. and how much is that plaid one on the shelf?” she asks.

“Well that’s a very special dildo………. it will cost you $175.”

She thinks for a moment……..
“I’ll take the plaid one, I’ve never had a plaid one before….” She pays him and off she goes.

Finally the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do while I was gone?”

“Well,” replied the salesman, “I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $175.”

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