Cheaper Is Not Better
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Loading ...An Indian went into a grocery store looking for toilet paper. The grocer said, “Well we have Charmin for 99 cents.” The Indian said “No 99.” “Well,” said the grocer, “how about this Northern for 89 cents?” “No 89,” said the Indian. The grocer then said, “There is this generic for 29 cents.” “What is generic,” asks the Indian. “It’s called generic because it has no name,” said the grocer. “O.K., me take generic,” said the Indian.
The next day the Indian comes back into the store and tells the grocer he has a name for the generic toilet paper. “What is the name?” asked the grocer. “John Wayne,” sez the Indian. “Why John Wayne?” asks the puzzled grocer. Replies the Indian, “Because it’s rough, it’s tough, and it don’t take no shit off no Indian!”
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